Marlins @ Astros | 8:05 PM EDT | Johnson Vs Harrell

[Mainge]

Anyone noticed Barack Obama is darker than the average president?

Good observation.

[MiamiHomer]

Need like 10 runs here with Bell warming up.

[Bobbob1313]

Worst OF defense maybe?

Maybe.

Even Boner isn't all that good.

[kylekash]

Kinda wanted Hanley to hit a jack and taunt the HOU dugout there.

[Ramp]

Heath is warming

/dies

[HUGG]

I now have Lee at worst contract in professional sports.

wrong

Vernon Wells of

7 years/$126M (2008-14)
signed extension with Toronto 12/06
$25.5M signing bonus ($8.5M payment each March 1, 2008-10)
08:$0.5M, 09:$1.5M, 10:$12.5M,
11:$23M, 12:$21M, 13:$21M, 14:$21M
full no-trade clause (waived 1/11)
Wells may opt out of contract after 2011
award bonuses: $0.25M for MVP, $0.2M for WS MVP, $0.15M for LCS MVP, $0.1M for most All-Star votes in league
Wells to donate $143,000 annually to Blue Jays charity
acquired by LA Angels in trade from Toronto 1/21/11 (Jays paid Angels $5M in deal)

[Mainge]

Nice.

[Chewford]

Anyone noticed Barack Obama is darker than the average president?

I think when you take the huge amount of countries and thus presidents in Africa, they skew the global average towards the darker side, so I'm not too sure about that.

[MiamiHomer]

I expect Ozzie to have Stanton bunt now.

[Mainge]

That was entirely the doing of Hanleys biceps. Wanted no part of that.

[Ramp]

I now have Lee at worst contract in professional sports.

this is not even close to true

[MiamiHomer]

two hanging breaking balls and nothing

[HUGG]

Lee has hit .286/.338/.481 118ops+ over the life of that deal, in its final year now.

Worth the money? No. But certainly not the worst in sports. Not even close.

[Bobbob1313]

I now have Lee at worst contract in professional sports.

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HIPSTER AMAR'E!

[Beef]

I think when you take the huge amount of countries and thus presidents in Africa, they skew the global average towards the darker side, so I'm not too sure about that.

I'm removing you from my next Wyverns commercial