Astros @ Marlins | 1:10 PM EST | April 15, 2012

[TheMendozaLine]

clarkspencer @clarkspencer

There is a large dead bird lying belly up on the field at #Marlins Park, about 25 feet away from Giancarlo Stanton in right.

Our season, encapsulated

[jOOj]

NOW WE SCORE SUM RUNNAHZ!?
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Emiiiiilllliiiiooooo wok.

[Valid]

HANLEYYYYYYY

[jOOj]

TIED!

[Fritz]

HANLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beef]

HANLEJYN

[MiamiHomer]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD HANLEY

[TheMendozaLine]

I will never refer to you as "Stanley" again! Never!

[Madman81]

srghaigrwtbawligbfawip'rj2qht;qbwafovi;abwoi'tgbwi uavbrwbtg'piwabgwaor;bgo;uwabgt'owrbai;tbwai;btw'o e;Nfewa
he did it

[Ramp]

so wait, I thought no homeruns could be hit?... especially to CF?

so confused

[Madman81]

Was hoping Rich was about to say "I'm no meteorologist but I'm pretty sure it's rainin' bitches."

[MiamiHomer]

so wait, I thought no homeruns could be hit?... especially to CF?

so confused

Stop it.

[Blackout Pact]

Hanley!

[Ramp]

totally LoMo'd that one to right

[TheMendozaLine]

@clarkspencer

Cardinals had squirrel. Angels had monkey. For #Marlins, are we looking at a dead bird as their new rally symbol?