4/15/2012 | Marlins Vs. Astros | 8:10 AM KST

[Chewford]

This fucking ballpark.

[Mainge]

This park is the worst.

[Valid]

Wow...he got under it a bit but still.

[Jorge18]

That ball is out in any other stadium, guaranteed.

[CrimsonCane]

Man. That was crushed. What the fuck.

[Bobbob1313]

Ugh.

I need to never get excited about a fly ball to left or center.

[Jorge18]

I'm telling you guys, off the bat, that ball looked like it was going to hit the Miccosukee sign.

[Chewford]

You know what I think is really cool? Homeruns. They're pretty fun.

In fact in Korea, for just about every play, the fans all cheer the players name and they say "home run", like "Choi! Jeong! Choi Jeong homerun!" It's because people fucking homeruns. I find this ballpark to be a fucking douchehead.

[MiamiHomer]

Hanley is going to demand a trade because of the park.

[Bobbob1313]

People do fucking homeruns.

They shouldn't, because it is weird, but then they also put corn on their pizzas.

[Jorge18]

Tr305's favorite!!

[Bobbob1313]

[TealMonster08]

I fucking RBI singles.

[Chewford]

Let's fighting love.

[Jorge18]

clarkspencer (clarkspencer):
Huge park and physics prof I spoke with says studies show ball will travel 4-to-8 feet less when roof closed, which will be norm #marlins

http://twitter.com/clarkspencer/stat...10230670409728