Marlins @ Phillies April 11th, 2012 7:05 PM

[Mainge]

Seriously though, if something is wrong with Johnson, we're pretty fucked.

Probably.

This all started with fucking Joe Girardi. Look that motherfucker is ruining Pineda now, too.

[Beef]

Joe G was the worst

[Madman81]

It's game 6. To panic would be stupid. The only thing that can matter from this game is JJ's health, and I think his simply not being prepared yet for the season is a more likely reason for his struggles than his health.

[Party]

Rich was talking about banners and flags.

[Beef]

What a nerd

[Bobbob1313]

Probably.

This all started with fucking Joe Girardi. Look that motherfucker is ruining Pineda now, too.

Yeah, but before Joey Geez, JJ was throwing as hard as he does now. So we actually have him to thank for JJ being an ace for a few years.

Which means we have him to blame for us thinking he was an ace and paying him like one! DAMNIT!

[Mainge]

It's game 6. To panic would be stupid. The only thing that can matter from this game is JJ's health, and I think his simply not being prepared yet for the season is a more likely reason for his struggles than his health.

I am not panicking but Valid is right. We're probably not gon do nothing if there is something wrong with JJ.

[Madman81]

If he didn't get fully stretched out and ready for the season in spring training, he'd still be picking up his velocity, right?

[Mainge]

Yeah, but before Joey Geez, JJ was throwing as hard as he does now. So we actually have him to thank for JJ being an ace for a few years.

Which means we have him to blame for us thinking he was an ace and paying him like one! DAMNIT!

So you're saying we should tear his elbow up again?

[Mainge]

If he didn't get fully stretched out and ready for the season in spring training, he'd still be picking up his velocity, right?

Yes

[Bobbob1313]

Tear his elbow up again?

He lives near me, I saw him at Chipotle. If he's there next time I go, I'll punch his elbow and see what happens.

[Madman81]

I am not panicking but Valid is right. We're probably not gon do nothing if there is something wrong with JJ.

Oh, absolutely. We're baby back butt fucked if JJ's hurt. I just, overly optimistic or not, can't look at 2 starts coming off an injury-plagued season and see definitive signs of injury.

[Beef]

We're back in this thing

[Madman81]

Hanley's been healthy as fuck at the plate

[Mainge]

Oh, absolutely. We're baby back butt fucked if JJ's hurt. I just, overly optimistic or not, can't look at 2 starts coming off an injury-plagued season and see definitive signs of injury.

I'm not super concerned. Call it unpleasantly surprised as of now.