Marlins @ Phillies April 9th, 2012. 1:05 PM

[MiamiHomer]

Beef knob bones do not sound appetizing.

[jOOj]

Pardon me good sir, may I sample your Beef Knob? O_O It's a Canadian thing.

[Mainge]

This is the first time in a while where I can confidently say that I do not fear Philadelphia's lineup.

It's pretty terrible.

[Valid]

Yep.
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Oh Coghs. How far you have fallen.

[Mainge]

He's poop.

[jOOj]

This Cole is better than the one you guys are always talking about.

[Mainge]

He's not nearly as fast though. Nor does he have his handles.

Probably shoots better though.

[Beef]

I've had Marlins games on not-mute very seldom so far - each time the volume has been on, Rich has told us about everyone being wary of the Dodgers.

[jOOj]

I felt bad for Howard when he broke himself losing.

[Beef]

Bobbob used to love that song Broken by the girl and the Seether guy she was ephin

[jOOj]

Evanescence?

[Beef]

Because I'm Broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooken

Yeah

[jOOj]

Nice try but Ruiz did a swell job.

[Valid]

I like the idea. It just wasn't a very good bunt.
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Anibal is gonna have to be on his A game today.

[jOOj]

Loookin' good thus far.