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To All,
It has come to my attention, that the Floridas and the New Yorks will partake in a baseball match on Tuesday, September 6th at 7:10 pm. One Christopher Volstad, who I am told suffers from a number of phobias including ombrophobia, is scheduled to hurl for the Floridas. The opposition will be led by Miguel Batista, an experienced musician and might I add a foreigner from the Dominican Republic.
It has also come to my attention that several so-called 'fanatics' on this message board claim that the Championship Season is 'over'. I am here to say that nothing could be further from the truth. While the deck may be stacked against our marine brethren, there exists a small opportunity for our beloved nine to reach the Promise Land.
Yours truly,
Claudio Vernight of Miami
It has come to my attention, that the Floridas and the New Yorks will partake in a baseball match on Tuesday, September 6th at 7:10 pm. One Christopher Volstad, who I am told suffers from a number of phobias including ombrophobia, is scheduled to hurl for the Floridas. The opposition will be led by Miguel Batista, an experienced musician and might I add a foreigner from the Dominican Republic.
It has also come to my attention that several so-called 'fanatics' on this message board claim that the Championship Season is 'over'. I am here to say that nothing could be further from the truth. While the deck may be stacked against our marine brethren, there exists a small opportunity for our beloved nine to reach the Promise Land.
Yours truly,
Claudio Vernight of Miami
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