Marlins at Mariners at Marlins Game 2

[emkayseven]

FAQ

Q) Why is the game at 10:10 PM if it's a home game?
A) Because they're playing in Seattle, idiot. Pay attention you fucktard.

Q) Who is the Marlins' DH???
A) It's a home game, idiot. Pay attention you fucktard.

Q) Why are the Marlins the home team?
A) Because there's a U2 concert in Miami, idiot. Pay attention you fucktard.

Q) Porque esta jugando de local Marlins en Seattle?
A) Concierto de U2 en Florida, idiota. Presta atencion, gilipollas.

WGL.

[MiamiHomer]

No LoMo #Marlins tonite vs LHP Jason Vargas- CF Boni, 2B Infante, 1B Gaby, SS Hanley, RF Stanton, C Buck, 3B Helms, CF Wise, RHP Volstad

[Party]

Oof.

[HUGG]

joecapMARLINS joe capozzi
McKeon called LoMo "twitter." asked about not starting LoMo: "Give twitter a rest, calm him down, relax a little "

He's hitting .193 this month, so I doubt we'll miss him tonight.

[FishFanInPA]

Two centerfielders eh? Must be planning for a lot of action out there with Volstad pitching.

[emkayseven]

I FUCKING LOLED.

[Chewford]

I will following the game because there is a fucking typhoon outside. No exploring Seoul today.

[emkayseven]

I will following the game because there is a fucking typhoon outside. No exploring Seoul today.

oh no, you're already speaking engrish

[AdamRavs]

pond full of fish
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Hanley!!!!

[Bobbob1313]

oh no, you're already speaking engrish

Fuck you, this made me lol at work...

[Chewford]

oh no, you're already speaking engrish

I talked to white people who spoke English last night, took a few minutes before I realized I didn't have to slow down and use simple words.

[AdamRavs]

Buck with a new approach sees 4 pitches and then swings at the worst.. he is god awful

[Chewford]

Ladies and gentlemen, Wes Helms.

[AdamRavs]

Well Buck made contact in that ab thats a start

[MiamiHomer]

Why don't you stare some more Boni...maybe you can slow down some more to get a better look.