Marlins Look to Lose 836th Game in a Row Against Tampa Bay, 1.40 PM

[Beef]

But also, an Aunt is like the female version of the person that would have made that play on a pull hitter... ?

[Erick]

Get it? He's a bad baseball player because he's a woman!

YES! FUCK HIM!

Edit: Or her, whatever.

[Beef]

Where's Emperor?

[Bobbob1313]

Left handed hitter hits a ball directly down the line with the third baseman positioned way off the line = third baseman is a woman!

Yeah!

If it had been Boner there, he stil wouldn't have gotten it but he would have been a foot closer so it would have been better.

[Beef]

Left handed hitter hits a ball directly down the line with the third baseman positioned way off the line = third baseman is a woman!

Yeah!

If it had been Boner there, he stil wouldn't have gotten it but he would have been a foot closer so it would have been better.

YES! FUCK YOU!

[Erick]

Left handed hitter hits a ball directly down the line with the third baseman positioned way off the line = third baseman is a woman!

Yeah!

If it had been Boner there, he stil wouldn't have gotten it but he would have been a foot closer so it would have been better.

Yes, it would have been better because Bonifacio is a major league baseball player.

[Bobbob1313]

Disliking a player is always a good excuse for being an idiot.

[Erick]

Disliking a player is always a good excuse for being an idiot.

Someone's a little sensitive and can't take a joke.

[Bobbob1313]

That strike out from Boner would have been worth two out if Wes Helm's vagina had swung the bat.

[Beef]

Your joke was worse than all of Logan Morrison's shitty 6 year old humor jokes combined

[Party]

You take things to an extreme though.

[Bobbob1313]

Someone's a little sensitive and can't take a joke.

Maybe, but you're definitely being an idiot.

[Erick]

Maybe, but you're definitely being an idiot.

It's an online forum and the team is on the verge of losing their 836th consecutive game.

Maybe you're just taking it a little too seriously.

[Bobbob1313]

These things aren't exclusive. You're absolutely an idiot.

[Erick]

Your joke was worse than all of Logan Morrison's shitty 6 year old humor jokes combined

Can you teach me how to be funny?