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You have questions, I have answers.
Teams? The Marlins (32-34) against The Phillies (41-26)
Pitchers? Elih Villanueva (making his ML debut) and Kyle Kendrick (he once got traded to Japan)
Will this game be on TV? Fox Sports Florida, in beautiful high definition
How about the radio, hot shot? WAXY 790, WHIM 1080, WAQI 7
Now you're just showing off!
I got tougher questions.
Bring them on.
Will there be blood? Yea, there will be some blood.
Do you miss Josh Willingham? Dearly.
How cool is Boba Fett? Very cool.
Ever gotten a hat trick in roller hockey? About 15 years ago.
Can you take a classic movie scene and change it around as if Marlins players were talking instead? Challenge accepted! (Dark Knight, Joker at party)
Chase Utley: You know, I'll settle for his loved ones.
LoMo: We're not intimidated by left handed second basemen!
Utley: [as he smacks his lips] You know, you remind me of Travis Lee.
[Utley pulls out his Louisville Slugger and brings it to LoMo's face]
Utley: I hated Travis Lee!
Edwin Rodriguez: [off-screen] Okay, stop!
[turns to face Edwin, tosses LoMo to Carlos Ruiz and approaches Edwin, adjusting his hair with the bat]
Utley: Well, hello, manager. You must be Hanley's boss? And you *are* managerial.
[Utley hovers around the incredibly nervous Edwin]
Utley: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em?
[He grabs Edwin's head and positions the bat by his mouth]
Utley: Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a boss, managerial, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they tear his ACL. And we have no money for surgeries. He can't take it. I just want to see him put me in the lineup again? I just want him to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I hurt myself and land on the DL
[Utley mimics tearing his own ACL]
Utley: ...to myself. And you know what? He can't stand the sight of me! He bats me 8th. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
[Edwin knees Utley in the groin; he merely laughs it off]
Utley: A little fight in you. I like that.
Mike Stanton: [off-screen] Then you're going to love me.
[attacks him]
and scene.
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That was good, but do you have today's lineups?
Coghlan CF, Bonifacio SS, Morrison LF, Sanchez 1B, Stanton RF, Dobbs 3B, Infante 2B, Hayes C, Villanueva P
Rollins SS, Victorino CF, Utley 2B, Howard 1B, Brown RF, Francisco LF, Valdez 3B, Sardinha C, Kendrick P
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Let's do this.
Teams? The Marlins (32-34) against The Phillies (41-26)
Pitchers? Elih Villanueva (making his ML debut) and Kyle Kendrick (he once got traded to Japan)
Will this game be on TV? Fox Sports Florida, in beautiful high definition
How about the radio, hot shot? WAXY 790, WHIM 1080, WAQI 7
Now you're just showing off!
I got tougher questions.
Bring them on.
Will there be blood? Yea, there will be some blood.
Do you miss Josh Willingham? Dearly.
How cool is Boba Fett? Very cool.
Ever gotten a hat trick in roller hockey? About 15 years ago.
Can you take a classic movie scene and change it around as if Marlins players were talking instead? Challenge accepted! (Dark Knight, Joker at party)
Chase Utley: You know, I'll settle for his loved ones.
LoMo: We're not intimidated by left handed second basemen!
Utley: [as he smacks his lips] You know, you remind me of Travis Lee.
[Utley pulls out his Louisville Slugger and brings it to LoMo's face]
Utley: I hated Travis Lee!
Edwin Rodriguez: [off-screen] Okay, stop!
[turns to face Edwin, tosses LoMo to Carlos Ruiz and approaches Edwin, adjusting his hair with the bat]
Utley: Well, hello, manager. You must be Hanley's boss? And you *are* managerial.
[Utley hovers around the incredibly nervous Edwin]
Utley: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em?
[He grabs Edwin's head and positions the bat by his mouth]
Utley: Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a boss, managerial, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they tear his ACL. And we have no money for surgeries. He can't take it. I just want to see him put me in the lineup again? I just want him to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I hurt myself and land on the DL
[Utley mimics tearing his own ACL]
Utley: ...to myself. And you know what? He can't stand the sight of me! He bats me 8th. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
[Edwin knees Utley in the groin; he merely laughs it off]
Utley: A little fight in you. I like that.
Mike Stanton: [off-screen] Then you're going to love me.
[attacks him]
and scene.
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That was good, but do you have today's lineups?
Coghlan CF, Bonifacio SS, Morrison LF, Sanchez 1B, Stanton RF, Dobbs 3B, Infante 2B, Hayes C, Villanueva P
Rollins SS, Victorino CF, Utley 2B, Howard 1B, Brown RF, Francisco LF, Valdez 3B, Sardinha C, Kendrick P
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Let's do this.
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