6/14/11: Marlins @ Phillies 7:05 PM

[TealMonster08]

The forecast in Philadelphia today called for rain and a 90% chance of a shitty Volstad start.
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He interrupted my email.

I missed this. What did said email consist of?

[Party]

TO EVERYONE WATCHING THIS BROADCAST,

Please stop trying to reinvent the wheel. The front office doesn't need to trade Hanley, we don't need Hanley at third, we don't need Logan coming out as a left handed starter. There is no way this team or any team for that matter is this bad. It might not be a 90 win team as currently constituted, but it definitely isn't a 90 loss team. They are somewhere in between and that's what the rest of the reason is for. Please stop sending in this radical changes that will only reshuffle the same players.

THANK YOU

Festa in Hialeah

Shout out to soflamarlins.com!

[MiamiHomer]

how did they pronounce the site?

[Party]

Didn't read that part.

[Omar]

Death, taxes, and Volstad sucking in the rain

[Miamarlin21]

I turned it. I give up for tonight.

[Bobbob1313]

If he gives up a grand slam to Victorino send him down.

[Miamarlin21]

6-1? Seriously? Wow.

[Bobbob1313]

I meant Polanco, by the way.

[Miamarlin21]

Edwin is not gonna last through the All-Star break if this continues.

[MiamiHomer]

No manager would last with Hanley not being Hanley and no JJ.

[Party]

We need to start hitting people. Teams have been teeing off on this team for almost a week. Phillies have been doing it all year.

[Miamarlin21]

This has become extremely comical.

[Bobbob1313]

Oh my god.

[MiamiHomer]

Just fly back to New Orleans Volstad.