Marlins Host the Astros, 7:10et, at the Shark

[Ramp]

Fuck Carlos Lee. Fuck Lance Berkman. Fuck Roy Oswalt. Fuck Jeff Bagwell. Fuck Craig Biggio. Fuck Hakeem Olajuwon. Fuck Brian Ching. Fuck Vince Young. Fuck Nolan Ryan. Fuck Fip (no offense). Fuck the Duff sisters. Fuck Dennis Quaid. Fuck Space Center Houston. Fuck Carlos Beltran. Fuck the Astros. Fuck Houston. Fuck you.

[MiamiHomer]

The damn "killer B's" have dwindled down to 1 and he's hurt.

[BigGameFish]

Marlins 7
Astros 2

[FishFanInPA]

Brian Moehler. hehe

[Ramp]

Coghlan
Johnson
Ramirez
Cantu
Uggla
Baker
Ross
Hermida
VandenHurk

[Bucklin12]

Moehler's dead.

[Longview]

Damn the Astros and their zombie pitchers!!

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

Fuck Carlos Lee. Fuck Lance Berkman. Fuck Roy Oswalt. Fuck Jeff Bagwell. Fuck Craig Biggio. Fuck Hakeem Olajuwon. Fuck Brian Ching. Fuck Vince Young. Fuck Nolan Ryan. Fuck Fip (no offense). Fuck the Duff sisters. Fuck Dennis Quaid. Fuck Space Center Houston. Fuck Carlos Beltran. Fuck the Astros. Fuck Houston. Fuck you.

Do I get an exemption since I'm not from Houston, I just live here?

[Ramp]

Does it say you get exemption?

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

/gon go cry in a corner

[Swifty]

Pudge's homecoming.

[FishFanInPA]

Houston
AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg
M. Bourn cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .287
K. Matsui 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .249
M. Tejada ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .317
C. Lee lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .313
G. Blum 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .272
H. Pence rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .287
I. Rodriguez c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .248
D. Erstad 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .194
B. Moehler p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .034
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

[Namaste]

WGPH

[Ramp]

we gon pinch hit?

[Beef]

We Gon PHail

We Gon Pussyfuck Houston?