Marlins Go to Philly, 7:05et, Citizen's Bank Park

[Ramp]

Fuck Ryan Howard. Fuck Jimmy Rollins. Fuck Brett Myers. Fuck Mitch Williams. Fuck Mike Schmidt. Fuck Sylvester Stallone. Fuck Allen Iverson. Fuck Julius Erving. Fuck Donovan McNabb. Fuck Fip (no offense). Fuck Eric Lindros. Fuck cheese steaks. Fuck the liberty bell. Fuck Raul Ibanez. Fuck the Phillies. Fuck Philadelphia. Fuck you.

I will not be able to make the game thread tomorrow after we win.

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

I have a bad feeling you won't need to make it tomorrow. West vrs. Hamels and the Phillies in the band box has trouble written all over it.

I hope I'm wrong.

[BigGameFish]

Marlins 6
Phillies 4

[McLevin]

I have a bad feeling you won't need to make it tomorrow. West vrs. Hamels and the Phillies in the band box has trouble written all over it.

I hope I'm wrong.

Would you be worried if it was Volstad vs. Hamels?

I mean, the band box problem would still be very much an issue

[Beef]

If you asked me, I would have said mmmm hmmmmm

[MiamiHomer]

1) Coghlan, LF

2) Johnson, 1B

3) Hanley, SS

4) Cantu, 3B

5) Uggla, 2B

6) Ross, RF

7) Paulino, C

8) Boni, CF

9) West, P

[McLevin]

If Boni was in a frat, I would call him Bronifacio

[Beef]

No, you would call him Boner because itd be what everyone else was doin

[BigGameFish]

Boner 8th > Herm anywhere > Boner 2nd

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

Would you be worried if it was Volstad vs. Hamels?

I mean, the band box problem would still be very much an issue

Volstad's not a fly ball pitcher and has a good record against the Phillies, so no, I wouldn't be.

[BigGameFish]

Volstad's not a fly ball pitcher and has a good record against the Phillies, so no, I wouldn't be.

24 HRs?

[Namaste]

Rally Jacksons



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[Chewford]

I have a bad feeling you won't need to make it tomorrow. West vrs. Hamels and the Phillies in the band box has trouble written all over it.

I hope I'm wrong.

I know you're wrong.

[McLevin]

Volstad's not a fly ball pitcher and has a good record against the Phillies, so no, I wouldn't be.

Guess which team has hit the most HR's off of Volstad this season, smacking him around to the tune of a .892 OPS?

::thinks sample sizes this small are ridiculous, but has to use it to counter the Volstad has a good record against the Phillies remark::

I'm not exactly confident in West either, I just know that if Volstad was on the mound you'd post "WGW!"

[Beef]

You are not allowed to be realistic about guys you like.

I love Josh Willingham. Guy is made of steel or something, could never ever get hurt.

Fip likes Bonifacio. When Uggla strikes out he is the worst player on the face of this Earth. When Bonifacio strikes out, he made the pitcher throw at least three pitches!