Mike Stanton @ Pirates | 7:05 PM EST | 08/16/10

[MiamiHomer]

[FishFF]

Volstad, drunk again.

[Swifty]

We suck
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I really hate Wes Helms

[MiamiHomer]

lol 0-27 with RISP in Cinny, didnt realize it was that awful.

[HUGG]

Pirates are averaging less than 2 runs a game during their 7 game losing streak.

Chris Volstad, ladies and gentlemen.

[Ramp]

Marlins 0 for last 30 RISP

one off team record

[MiamiHomer]

Stanton is in scoring position when he's at the plate though.

[FishFF]

We has run?

[Ramp]

mebbe

[dgriot]

Oh well - didn't mind Tank coming in

[Ramp]

Volstad likes fishticks

[HUGG]

5ip 5er

gave us a chance to win

[Swifty]

You know those rating systems are flawed! They don't take into account houses with more than one television set - and things of that nature!

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

Okay, seriously, why the hell was Volstad pulled after only throwing 62 pitches? Yes, I know the bases were loaded but are we going to start pulling are starters whenever they load the bases now?

[Todd]

A pitcher that is prone to the long ball, yes you pull him with the bases loaded.

Volstad needs to get his fucking shit together quick. There is no way he is this flipping horrid.