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Dan Uggla: And if this is your army, why does it go?
Wes Helms: We didn't come here to play for them!
Sean West: Home! The Braves lead is too many!
Dan Uggla: Sons of America! I am Dan Uggla.
Sean West: Dan Uggla is seven feet tall!
Dan Uggla: Yes, I've heard. Hits homeruns by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the Phillies with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
[Marlins dugout laughs]
Dan Uggla: I *am* Dan Uggla! And I see a whole team of my teal, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to play as a team... and a team you are. What will you do with your bats? Will you swing for the fences?
Wes Helms: Swing? Against that pitching staff? No! We will ground out to the shortstop. And we will move on.
Dan Uggla: Aye, swing and you may lose. Ground out, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell the NL East that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR BOOMSTICK!
[Marlins dugout army cheers]
Dan Uggla: Alba gu bràth!
["Boomstick forever!"]
Marlins Dugout: ALBA GU BRÀTH! ALBA GU BRÀTH! ALBA GU BRÀTH!
I can has BOOMSTICK!?
Wes Helms: We didn't come here to play for them!
Sean West: Home! The Braves lead is too many!
Dan Uggla: Sons of America! I am Dan Uggla.
Sean West: Dan Uggla is seven feet tall!
Dan Uggla: Yes, I've heard. Hits homeruns by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the Phillies with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
[Marlins dugout laughs]
Dan Uggla: I *am* Dan Uggla! And I see a whole team of my teal, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to play as a team... and a team you are. What will you do with your bats? Will you swing for the fences?
Wes Helms: Swing? Against that pitching staff? No! We will ground out to the shortstop. And we will move on.
Dan Uggla: Aye, swing and you may lose. Ground out, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell the NL East that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR BOOMSTICK!
[Marlins dugout army cheers]
Dan Uggla: Alba gu bràth!
["Boomstick forever!"]
Marlins Dugout: ALBA GU BRÀTH! ALBA GU BRÀTH! ALBA GU BRÀTH!
I can has BOOMSTICK!?
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