Marlins Vs Kevin Correia @ The Gaslight District

[Ramp]

Hanley Ramirez: Excuse me, Lieutenant Hensley. Is there something wrong?
Clay Hensley: Yes sir, the data on your playoff prognostications is inaccurate.
Hanley: How's that, Lieutenant?
Clay: Well, I just happened to see a team win 7 of their last 10...
Burke Badenhop: We!
Clay: Uh, sorry, Burke. *We* happened to see a team win 7 of their last 10
Hanley: Where did you see this?
Clay: Uh, that's classified.
Hanley: It's what?
Clay: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to throw a fastball up and in towards you.

I can has BOOMSTICK!?

[Miamarlin21]

Stanton is batting 6th. It's a start

[Namaste]

FLORIDA MARLINS 52-51 SAN DIEGO PADRES 60-41

Nolasco WHIP 1.24 Correia WHIP 1.49

July 31, 8:35 PM PETCO Park

Take them for what they're worth statistics:


Marlins are second worst in K's per game with 8.1.

Padres are third last in the league in hits at 8.6 per game.

Padres are the toughest team to score on in the league, allowing just 3.4 runs per game.

Padres have the best hits allowed in the league, allowing 7.9 per game.

Padres are the third best in base on balls allowed, allowing 3.1 per game.

Padres strike out the second most opponents in the league with 8.0 per game.


Florida Marlins's relievers have pitched 11⅓ innings in the last 3 games.

[FishFanInPA]

does someone want to tell Rich and Tommy we made a trade? How they havent mentioned yet is pretty bad.
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holy shit Stanton crushed that.

[Namaste]

Mike Stanton is a beast

[Valid]

Oh my LORD.

[Namaste]

He almost hit it out of the stadium

[FishFanInPA]

Daft, Valid...

Am I wrong? Shouldnt they at least mention we made a trade? I mean it is team news.

[Valid]

There ya go, Fip. lol.

[FishFanInPA]

bout time. I mean I know it's probably a small thing but come on.
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Beinfest on.

Didnt see any near future for RVH
Wanted to add to the team the past few days
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Still deciding on Tuesday's starter...may skip someone.
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This is a rather awkward interview.

[jOOj]

Uggggggggglaaaaaa

[Party]

Congrats Danny.
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Stanton is a monster.

[Swifty]

Stanton loves west coast trips.

[Bobbob1313]

Who was that that uggla was making out with after his home run? I did not recognize him.

[kylekash]

Peterson I think