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Mike Stanton: Oh, you. You just couldn't move me up in the order, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incompetent, aren't you? Huh? You won't move me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't speak up because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Edwin Rodriguez: You'll be batting 7th forever.
Mike Stanton: 7th? You're insane! Not like anyone cares where I bat anyway. I'm in beastmode.
Edwin: This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in this team. Beastmode or not.
Mike Stanton: Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Gaby Sanchez and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for this clubhouse's soul in a fistfight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Gaby.
Edwin: What did you do?
Mike Stanton: I took Florida's rookie of the year contender and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, greatness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
[Stanton laughs hysterically as Edwin races off and the Padres come to take the Stanton into custody]
I can has BOOMSTICK?
Edwin Rodriguez: You'll be batting 7th forever.
Mike Stanton: 7th? You're insane! Not like anyone cares where I bat anyway. I'm in beastmode.
Edwin: This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in this team. Beastmode or not.
Mike Stanton: Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Gaby Sanchez and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for this clubhouse's soul in a fistfight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Gaby.
Edwin: What did you do?
Mike Stanton: I took Florida's rookie of the year contender and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, greatness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
[Stanton laughs hysterically as Edwin races off and the Padres come to take the Stanton into custody]
I can has BOOMSTICK?
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