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Daft: Season's over, man. Hanley dropped the big one.
Fip: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Orioles threw a perfect game against us? Hell no!
Beef: Orioles?
Bobbob: Forget it, he's rolling.
Fip: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Fip: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Fip: What the fuck happened to the Marlins I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest run of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Fip, we might have a good time." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Brian McCann, he's a dead man! Raul Ibanez, dead! David Wright...
Beef: Dead! Fip's right. A virgin, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with smallball that could take years and cost us respect in the eyes of statheads. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Fip: We're just the team to do it.
Daft: Let's do it.
Fip: *Let's do it*!
BOOMSTICK.
Fip: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Orioles threw a perfect game against us? Hell no!
Beef: Orioles?
Bobbob: Forget it, he's rolling.
Fip: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Fip: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Fip: What the fuck happened to the Marlins I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest run of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Fip, we might have a good time." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Brian McCann, he's a dead man! Raul Ibanez, dead! David Wright...
Beef: Dead! Fip's right. A virgin, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with smallball that could take years and cost us respect in the eyes of statheads. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Fip: We're just the team to do it.
Daft: Let's do it.
Fip: *Let's do it*!
BOOMSTICK.
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