Rangers @ Marlins. Right Now!

[Party]

I've got homer blue balls.

[Ramp]

oh Hanley

[Party]

Just think in the new ballpark that is atleast 20 feet from the fence. No joke.

[MiamiHomer]

Just think in the new ballpark that is atleast 20 feet from the fence. No joke.

Guys that are good with geometry might know better than me but it probably is about the same length it takes to hit it over the teal monster so it isn't that much of a difference I would say, just more ground for the outfielders to cover.

[Party]

I think for the NL scoreboard part of the Teal Tower that is true. The rest of leftfield plays pretty fair IMO.

[MiamiHomer]

Some quality AB's right there.
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Human white flag is in the game!

[Swifty]

Sosa? Really?

[MiamiHomer]

Buente? Really?

/we could do this with 98% of our bullpen

/I'll also guess with how this is going Buente is gone after this game.

[Beef]

Should've gone Buente first and then Sosa and then maybe Tank.

Fredi really blowed the pooch

[dgriot]

According to the Fredi guide to bullpen management, a high leverage spot with men on base calls for Pinto. He's thinking outside the box.

[Beef]

He should've put in Mariano Rivera. What a dumb assholeface

[MiamiHomer]

Yeah, throw that sucker right down the middle.

[Ramp]

Buente hadn't thrown in 11 days

brilliant management there

[Party]

I think our season ending pile will be the Braves clinching the WC on a walkoff homer off Pinto. Fredi doesn't use Nunez cause he's thinking extras.

[Beef]

Hanley is worse than Stanton