Rangers @ Fish | Whatever We're Calling Our Stadium | 7:10

[MiamiHomer]

Some shitty ass contact we are getting on Wilson.

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

I blame my having to listen to the Rangers broadcasters because I guess being 236 miles away from Dallas puts me in their viewing market (but Chicago is not in Milwaukee's viewing market even though they are only 92 miles apart).

/venting

[Ramp]

so you don't have to listen to Dumb and Dumber and you're complaining?

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

This Rangers broadcaster just SPELLED OUT Uggla. U-G-G-L-A. It's not like these guys are any better.

[MiamiHomer]

This is some piss poor offense. I want consistency dammit.

[Party]

Masters in Business Administration:

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

Yeah, that's retarded. Why are both the Rangers and Astros blacked out over the entire state of Texas but Florida only blocks out the Marlins or the Rays in their home markets (but not both)? This is completely retarded.

[Party]

I know. Bud Selig hired the British to come up with these maps.

[Nick]

I did not need to see that.
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Yeah, that's retarded. Why are both the Rangers and Astros blacked out over the entire state of Texas but Florida only blocks out the Marlins or the Rays in their home markets (but not both)? This is completely retarded.

I don't think that's true. I'm in the Rays home market, but the Marlins are still blacked out for me.

[MiamiHomer]

The human white flag is up in the bullpen.

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

Now the broadcaster just asked if the Bermuda Triangle out there was a "nook or a cranny". Someone shoot me.

[MiamiHomer]

Thank You Hanley!

[FishFF]

yay

[Ramp]

no Clay Hensley tonight

[Bobbob1313]

I'm sitting in bronco bob's seat. I didn't see boner's K.