5/7/10 | Marlins at Expos | 7:05 PM EST

[Swifty]

I like apples.

Jorge Cantu wants to know how you like these apples.

[AdamRavs]

Cantooo breaking his 0-19

[Beef]

I like apples.

Jorge Cantu wants to know how you like these apples.

I like dems apples

Dems like thems like them

Not like Democrats apples. So, you know, relax Festa

[Chewford]

Beef knows

[Swifty]

Did that hit Morgan's head?

[Beef]

Silly nyger

[Swifty]

No, never mind. I'm blind.

[AdamRavs]

Johnny Bakes!

[Chewford]

I know how forgetful you Nygers are when it comes to paying your bills!

[Beef]

No, never mind. I'm blind.

You are the baseball equivalent of Marv Albert repeatedly saying, "FOR THREE!!!! Nope, they only gave him two, they say he had a foot on the line" when a guy hits a mid-range jumper

[Swifty]

I even wear lingerie and bite hookers on the back!
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u KNOW me 2 well beef

[Chewford]

Beef knows

[Beef]

but did u know THAT dan uggla couldve been in minnesota RIGHT now

[Swifty]

i did ??????????

[Chewford]

Bruney call to the bullpen!