Natinals @ Marlins 7:05

[Swifty]

Volstad gives up a lot of flyballs for a "groundball pitcher"
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A double off the wall and two sac flies in the inning.

Love those ground balls.
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Hey, there's one! Chopper to second.
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I hope she replaces Minervini and Forte.
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Yay Uggs. Keep not making outs.
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Had him 3-1 and hit into a should be double play after taking strike two and swinging at ball four.

Our outfielders suck.
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I have to warn everyone, when Stanton gets up here I might have a crush on him that makes MBA think I'm biased.

[wanks1212]

Allison Williams really has been a big addition to the broadcast team. Like Rich, Craig, and Tommy, she's kind of a dummy, but unlike Rich, Craig, and Tommy, she's fun to look at.

[nny]

Franke and Craig have bigger tits though

[Swifty]

Amazing that it's May 1 and Cogs still doesn't have an XBH

[Jewbility]

I didn't see the start...is she doing this just for today or what

[Swifty]

How did Hanley not get a triple out of that?

[wanks1212]

She's been around sporadically all year.

Also, with the outfield off to another splendid 0-7 start, I'll mention that Stanton's 1-1 with a single and a 7 pitch unintentional walk.

[Swifty]

Get him here. Now.

[Bobbob1313]

Hanley fucking bombed that one.

[Swifty]

"The answer has had two multi-homer games against Chris Volstad"

Tell me I'm not the only one that thought "of course he has!"

[Beef]

ehe, yay, kinda
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ALL HECK BROKE LOOSE!

[Swifty]

Morgan out Marlin'd the Marlins on that throw.

[Beef]

Is Reggie Miller worse than Rich Waltz?

[Swifty]

Yes. Miller is historically dumb, Waltz is just like Michael Scott doing PBP.
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Good inning out of Volstad.

[Beef]

Is Reggie Miller worse than tjfla?