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Let's examine the phenomenon that is Emilio Bonifacio...
A) He has the plate discipline of a five-year old.
B) He doesn't walk.
C) He swings like a girl.
D) Even though he hasn't hit a single ball out of the park (I'm not including the in-the-parker), he strikes out a ton.
E) He is a waste defensively (at least at third base).
F) He is a horrible baserunner and has gotten picked off countless times.
G) He can't even lay down a fucking sacrifice bunt.
It's like having to do a drinking marathon and you've finished a bunch of Patron shots and pounded Guinnesses, but now you have to shotgun a Mich Ultra and you can't do it.
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