Ken Rosenthal: Coghlan for ROY

[Swifty]

I want to rock em sock em robot Beinfest.

[Party]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joDjwtjIQS8[/ame]

[MiamiHomer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joDjwtjIQS8

[m26555]

Everyone is making too big of a deal out of this. It's all speculation on Rosenthal's part. How do we know that they don't just plan on keeping Uggla at second for another year, which would force Coghlan to stay in left?

[Swifty]

$$$$$$$$$$$

He gone

[m26555]

We'll see.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

Hanley will tell Beinfest to get rid off uggla. And Hanley will get what he wants.

[Swifty]

We shall

[m26555]

I would be heartbroken if he is traded, to be honest. I think he takes some unfair bashing from some Marlin fans and is really a big-time asset to this lineup.

[Swifty]

He is

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

I concur

[Chewford]

e⋅merge
  /ɪˈmɜrdʒ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [i-murj] Show IPA
–verb (used without object), e⋅merged, e⋅merg⋅ing.
1. to come forth into view or notice, as from concealment or obscurity: a ghost emerging from the grave; a ship emerging from the fog.
2. to rise or come forth from or as if from water or other liquid.
3. to come up or arise, as a question or difficulty.
4. to come into existence; develop.
5. to rise, as from an inferior or unfortunate state or condition.

Emilio Bonifacio has done none of this.

[MiamiHomer]

Does emerging from the dugout count?

[Fish and Chips]

i think rosenthal is still think of opening week boner, not the .613 ops boner that miami fans love and enjoy

anyways its nice to see CC get some national media publicity

[Fritz]

Bonifacio emerged in much the same way as a doodie emerges from my butt. Sure, you're glad to sit down and once it's emerged you're delighted to see it in the toilet, but you're ready to get off the toilet and flush that doodie down.

I think I just made the worst analogy ever, but I think it's fitting because Bonifacio for Uggla is the worst possible move ever.