Henderson Alvarez Throws 5th No-Hitter in Marlins History

[Mainge]

I've been trying to move him for weeks before it was too late. I did in another league.

[Chewford]

Mainge, this should help.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9CALKOvAI[/ame]

[Mainge]

But it's not that he got hurt. It's that he cost me a chance to beat Hugg.

The trolling opportunities were so great

[HUGG]

You're still gonna win

[Mainge]

Not likely

[HUGG]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3D7Y_ycSms[/ame]

[Mainge]

You son of a bitch. Well played.

[Beef]

I'm going to read this thread.

We never could have had a 5 page game thread on the last day of the season if not for Loria.

[emkayseven]

God dammit Mainge I hate agreeing with bobbob or erick and you made me side with both of them

for this I dislike you

[Mainge]

I now know I'm right

[Todd]

You're being Todd because you insist on calling two league-average 23-year-old pitchers "ass" while doing a piss-poor job of articulating your point.

thats actually not something i do

[Party]

The whole "PLAYER ASS" thing was definitely the worst thing to ever become a season long thing. I hope now that the front office has been shaken up, we can come up with better things for next season. It wasn't creative at all.

"That's so Marlins" and "It gon rain" are still the gold standard.

[Mainge]

I have to keep using it out of principle now. I question whether or not you understand the origins of "PLYER ASS".

I also object to "That's so Marlins" and "It gon rain" being creative.

[nny]

Turner's first 14 starts as a Marlin: 89.2 IP, 2.68 K/BB, 2.81 ERA, 3.49 FIP
Turner's last 13 starts: 71 IP, 1.15 K/BB, 4.69 ERA, 5.61 FIP

Crazy. Completely lost his control (2.21 BB/9 v.s. 5.20 BB/9).

I was really high on him before because he does miss bats at an adequate rate (low contact%/high swinging strike%) that should have started equally more strikeouts and he did have good control. But then he lost his control and still not striking guys out.

[Bobbob1313]

God dammit Mainge I hate agreeing with bobbob or erick and you made me side with both of them

for this I dislike you

Don't act like you don't tag me on Facebook on the reg, boo.