Henderson Alvarez Throws 5th No-Hitter in Marlins History

[Erick]

Give him the Cy Young.

I think your expectations of what a major league rotation should look like are unrealistic.

[Mainge]

I think your expectations of what a major league rotation should look like are unrealistic.

I think you don't have any fucking clue about what I think. I'm very aware of what a "realistic" rotation is.
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You're being very Todd about this, actually.

Kiss my ass then.

When Nicolino had of a full season of not missing bats it was sample size. But I'm supposed to jerk off to a half season of fine numbers or I'm Todd.

[Erick]

I think you don't have any fucking clue about what I think. I'm very aware of what a "realistic" rotation is.

If Eovaldi and Alvarez are currently "ass," every big league rotation (excluding Detroit) has more than one pitcher in their rotation that is ass.
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Give him the Cy Young.

Also, did anyone say this?

[Mainge]

Yeah, probably. What's your point?

[Erick]

Yeah, probably. What's your point?

That you're wrong

[Bobbob1313]

I think you don't have any fucking clue about what I think. I'm very aware of what a "realistic" rotation is.
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Kiss my ass then.

When Nicolino had of a full season of not missing bats it was sample size. But I'm supposed to jerk off to a half season of fine numbers or I'm Todd.

You're being Todd because you insist on calling two league-average 23-year-old pitchers "ass" while doing a piss-poor job of articulating your point.

[Erick]

Can't we at least refer to them as league average with upside?

[Mainge]

I'm sorry I used ass. I do not think they're nearly as good as everyone else does. I recognize they have upside and value while they're not making money
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Can't we at least refer to them as league average with upside?

I've always said that

[MiamiHomer]

This would make an excellent snickers bar commercial. Mainge, eat a snickers because you get like Todd when you're hungry.

[Mainge]

SIERA thinks they've been below average this year. FWIW, the guys at FanGraphs think it's much more predictive then FIP and xFip. You fella's should read up about it.

[Erick]

I've always said that

I'm not trying to start another 10-page argument, but you have not always said that. Your very first post in this thread was that they were ass and you did not like them long-term. And you usually refer to them as ass or something similar.

[Mainge]

This would make an excellent snickers bar commercial. Mainge, eat a snickers because you get like Todd when you're hungry.

I'm actually full but I am definitely cranky. I'm exhausted.
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I'm not trying to start another 10-page argument, but you have not always said that. Your very first post in this thread was that they were ass and you did not like them long-term. And you usually refer to them as ass or something similar.

I've always recognized that they have upside as young people.

[jOOj]

Mainge, coming from someone who isn't one of your mortal board enemies, please Calm Down.

Today was probably the best day to be a Marlins fan in 16 months, enjoy it.

[Miamarlin21]

This season has been unique. From Rugg's 0-for to Alvarez's walk-off no hitter.

[Mainge]

No one is my mortal enemy here. I like all participants of this conversation.