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  • Fluff Piece: The Official '62 Mets Suck Our Dicks Thread

    Tonight, the 2013 Miami Marlins won their 41st game, officially passing the 1962 Mets and eliminating any chance of them being the worst team of the modern era.


    They said it couldn't be done, but the Marlins did it in 106 games. Despite being last in the NL in runs, hits, doubles, home runs, average, on base, slugging and ops, the Marlins have found a way to get it done.


    Sometimes (the last 2 nights) it felt like it might never happen, but this rag-tag bunch of ballplayers wouldn't be denied.


    47 players have taken the field in a Marlins uniform this year and their efforts will never be forgotten. Except for Chris Valaika, no one will remember that guy. They will forever be linked together by this momentous achievement.


    So, here's to you 1962 New York Mets, you're still the worst and we're not. So...suck our dicks.



    p.s. thank you to Jeff Loria for this moment

  • #2
    Boom.

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    • #3
      THANK YOU MR. LORIA!

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      • #4
        Does this mean the watch gets retired ?
        poop

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        • #5
          I feel like Hugg saved this on Microsoft Word when he originally wrote this a few night ago.


          Congratulations, Marlins 2013. You did it.


          My 7 year old asks me twice a week when Valaika is coming back, Hugg.

          Common.

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          • #6
            I didn't write it til tonight, but Mainge and I have been planning this thread for 2 months.

            It was originally gonna be waaaay worse

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            • #7
              It should have been the worst worst

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              • #8
                The worst how?

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                • #9
                  [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbkOZTSvrHs[/ame]
                  Last edited by Nick; 07-31-2013, 11:23 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Namaste View Post
                    The worst how?
                    we were gonna have Todd post it

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Namaste View Post
                      The worst how?
                      Way more obnoxious.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Mainge View Post
                        Way more obnoxious.
                        Way more obnoxious how?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Namaste View Post
                          Way more obnoxious how?
                          we were gonna have Todd post it

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Namaste View Post
                            Way more obnoxious how?
                            Way more obnoxious like grabbing posts in the 62 Mets thread and laughing at them. For example:

                            Originally posted by Namaste View Post
                            It appears that it wasn't too early for this thread after all?

                            They're making a run at this, boys.

                            Embrace it. We might gon make hi(Jeffrey)story
                            Marlins have won like 30 games since this post. GUESS IT WAS WAY TOO EARLY?!?!?


                            WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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                            • #15
                              Oh, ok.

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