Solano Homers, Marlins Win 5-3

[dim]

This is stupid.

You're all stupid.

[HUGG]

I agree completely.

Now go rave about dudes you've never seen play.

[Erick]

WITTGREN ASS

[Todd]

I wont mention Solano again until after the final out of game 162.

[Mainge]

I missed you guys.

[HUGG]

Daft can read all this and get a true grasp of what reading his posts this past off-season was like.

[dim]

I agree completely.

Now go rave about dudes you've never seen play.

I forgot how optimism is frowned upon here.

This forum is about sticking with not upsetting the majority and speaking only in sarcastic/hipster talk.

Got it.

[Mainge]

TAKE A JOKE, YOU FUCK.

You called him stupid, he ribbed you. It's fun and games. Wahh.

[Bobbob1313]

I forgot how optimism is frowned upon here.

This forum is about sticking with not upsetting the majority and speaking only in sarcastic/hipster talk.

Got it.

I don't even know what "hipster talk" is, and I'm a hipster.

Does it involve discussing Cookie Butter from Trader Joe's? If so, I take it back, I know what hipster talk is.

[Erick]

Guys, the Marlins pitching staff made history in this series despite whatever it was that Kevin Slowey did in the 9th inning.

First team ever to allow 3 ER's or less in every game of a 4-game series at Coors.

We did it.

[Mainge]

That's kind of amazing

[Bobbob1313]

Cookie Butter?

I agree. With some pretzel sticks? Good god damn.

[Beef]

Adam Conley looks pretty good. I'd like to see a some more, but looks good.

[HUGG]

CONKEY ASS

[Beef]

You spelled it wrong, Hugg