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@JCRMarlinsbeat: RHP Jacob Turner to make 2013 debut for #Marlins Friday night vs. #Mets.
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AND THE CROWD GOES MEHAmy Adams, AKA Cinnamon MuffNoah PerioLogan Morrison: "If baseball didn't exist, I would probably be ... like a curler. Or a hairstylist."
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I'm excitedComment
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I'm 18% more excited than Mainge.This post was brought to you by: Dat SEC SpeedComment
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I think this team has ruined me. Giancarlo Stanton could get off the DL, descend into the stadium on a monster truck parachuted from an airplane, escorted by real Valkyries while "Ride of the Valkyries" blares on the sound system and Wrestlemania caliber pyrotechnics go off and I would be like "well whatever"Amy Adams, AKA Cinnamon MuffNoah PerioLogan Morrison: "If baseball didn't exist, I would probably be ... like a curler. Or a hairstylist."
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I would ask why rednecks are in charge of player introductions.Comment
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excellent
more cool.Comment
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I think the norse mythology would cancel out the redneckness.Originally posted by Party View PostAmy Adams, AKA Cinnamon MuffNoah PerioLogan Morrison: "If baseball didn't exist, I would probably be ... like a curler. Or a hairstylist."
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