Postgame: Marlins Find a New and Exciting Way to Lose, Phillies Win 3-1 in Extras

[Namaste]

Discuss

[AdamRavs]

Best team in baseball.... Still

[ochre]

Marlins Find a New and Exciting Way to Lose

If only

[Bobbob1313]

Nine games back!

[Namaste]

If only

It was extra innings this time!



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Like, I'm an adult and I totally get why the Marlins keep losing but, man, it's getting really hard explaining to my 6 year old (who LOVES this team) why they almost always lose.

On a lighter note, he's totally pumped for the Fernandez start tommorow night. It seems like he's found a new favorite player. Kids are good like that.

[Big Z]

Rodon, Carlos- 2014 draft.

[Madman81]

They lose all the time because all of their players are worse than all of the players on the other team, every night. It's pretty straightforward, and kids are good with simple logic.

[FishFF]

We scored at least

[HUGG]

Placido Polanco is hitting .351.
Rest of the team is hitting .194.

[Blackout Pact]

This team is just phenomenal. I'm almost rooting to see how bad they can be at this point.

[AdamRavs]

we are gonna lose a shitload every month except in july we will be good. Unlike in yrs past. But I wanna see how many games we can lose as well. Record breaking team!

[Namaste]

They lose all the time because all of their players are worse than all of the players on the other team, every night. It's pretty straightforward, and kids are good with simple logic.

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[Chewford]

The Marlins offense has driven in less runs than John Buck so far this season.

[Namaste]

They lose all the time because all of their players are worse than all of the players on the other team, every night. It's pretty straightforward, and kids are good with simple logic.

I can tell you have a lot of experience with explaining losing to 6 year olds.
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The Marlins offense has driven in less runs than John Buck so far this season.