Marlins Held Scoreless for 4th Time in 9 Games, Lose 8-0

[Ramp]

Why would any of that kick Jeffrey out of Miami?

[Beef]

Because the petitions for low attendance

[emkayseven]

These are weekday games, and the attendance sucks, but assuming there's not even a slight uptick in attendance for weekends they'll still break 1 million if they average 12K a night from here on out. Too bad.

[FishFF]

What's the record for team shutouts in a season?

[Swifty]

The Marlins are on pace to score 259 runs.

[Namaste]

That's pretty believable

[AdamRavs]

We can't lose today.

[emkayseven]

We also won't score any runs today either.

[Chewford]

Perhaps we'll be able to score lower than Tiger this Masters weekend.

"Miami Marlins Offense Wins Masters" would certainly draw some people to the park.

[Nick]

The Miami Marlins score so infrequently they should bring in FIP as their mascot.

[Ramp]

that doesn't look like FIP

[Nick]

[Jay]

waka waka?