Marlins Held Scoreless for 4th Time in 9 Games, Lose 8-0

[Party]

Unbelievabad.

[Bobbob1313]

It's pretty believable.

[AdamRavs]

Still best team in baseball. On our way to the #1 pick!

[Fritz]

We did it, Reddit!

[Namaste]

It's pretty believable.

I feel like if the Marlins we're not batting like .165 with RISP and the Marlins we're 4-5, most fans would be shocked and bobbob would be saying "it's pretty believable".



You know, cause of all the young talent we acquired.

[Mainge]

Nah.

[Bobbob1313]

If the team was 4-5 and people were shocked, people would be pretty fucking stupid. Which would be believable.
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But also, torched, I guess.

[Beef]

4-5 would be pretty believable.

Where gonna lose a bunch

[Bobbob1313]

Unpopular opinion: The Marlins will win 4 out of 9 games at some point this season.

[Mainge]

Nooo.

[Ralph]

I really want that lefty pitcher.

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

13,810 was announced attendance. Only took 24 hours to set a new record low for the new park.

[Bobbob1313]

Mariners had fewer tonight, too. Damn.

[Chewford]

[Big Z]

We are on pace to win 16 games and I hope it happens so Loria can choke on a dick and be humiliated.

Hopefully that causes enough petitions that the attendance will be 1,000 per game and it will be sufficient to kick Loria out of Miami.

I can dream.

F Jeff.