Marlins Trade Everyone to Toronto, Receive lifetime supply of Maple Syrup

[AdamRavs]

I wrote about him today. Not a recommended addition off the waiver wire, you guys.

Scott "dont call me John" Maine as well

[MiamiHomer]

People that suck at their jobs wish their bosses were like Loria and Samson. No accountability!

[Todd]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUH3JQjcweM"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUH3JQjcweM[/ame]

[Bobbob1313]

People that suck at their jobs wish their bosses were like Loria and Samson. No accountability!

I like your avatar because the fanbase is also crappy.

[MiamiHomer]

And the Marlins just justified why they seemed "crappy" regardless to whether or not it's true.
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LeBatard wondering out loud that they might be keeping Nolasco because he's best friend with Stanton to not totally piss him off .

[AdamRavs]

Nolasco going to get an extension. So Stanton and him can be bff's for lyfe!

[Bobbob1313]

And the Marlins just justified why they seemed "crappy" regardless to whether or not it's true.

I don't know what this is trying to say.

[Erick]

Nolasco going to get an extension. So Stanton and him can be bff's for lyfe!

Good, Nolasco is one of our best.

For comparison's sake, everyone doesn't like seeing JJ go.

Well...

JJ went 8-14 last year.
Nolasco went 12-13.

Who's better? Clearly, Ricky. I mean, we're trying to win more here so we gotta keep the winner.

[emkayseven]

It's about the players performance this year, that's why they kept Ricky and dumped Beurhle

is Beurhle related to Coughlan?
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ok seriously guys I'm done

[Bobbob1313]

is Beurhle related to Coughlan?

They might be, but they don't have the same last name, so it's hard to say.

[TheMendozaLine]

@Ken_Rosenthal

#BlueJays-#Marlins deal likely not finalized until Fri. or Sat. Reyes was in Dubai. Returning tonight. Needs to fly to Florida for physical.

[Todd]

Is it possible they traded Reyes because hes...a terrorist.

[Bobbob1313]

Anyone else like Loria more because Todd exists?
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Like, no matter how bad Loria is, he's not Todd.

[Todd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXRrX...ature=youtu.be

Yea, because I am so bad. Go listen to some Arcade Fire and shut your face.

[Bobbob1313]

ehe
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"go listen to a band" is a real hot burn.