Postgame: Red Sox Triple Up Marlins 15-5.

[Namaste]

[Bobbob1313]

Offense is waking up, though, you guys!

Ke-ep Beinfest!

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[Chewford]

Keep is a 1 syllable word, bobs.

[Bobbob1313]

So is "fire", picky-pants.

[Namaste]

We had 12 hits and lost by 10 runs

LOL

[Bobbob1313]

At the very least, long losing streaks are fun because MB.com totally melts down and it's hilarious:

Topic: Does anyone hate Hanley as much as I do?

I can't stand the f***ing guy--

but I respect his talent and root for him because he's a Marlin.

Once he's on another team, I'll dislike him as much as Miggy and Uggla. Both of those guys are cocksuckers as far as I'm concerned.

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"Fuck" is censored, but not "cocksucker." I feel like "cocksucker" is worse, right?

[Swifty]

It'd be phenomenal if we can move Ricky at the deadline, even if we have to eat money.

[Fritz]

Ricky should be Old Yeller'd at this point.

[Big Z]

Tell me about it. I'll be so happy to get rid of Ricky, he is so damn inconsistent. We should've taken care of that last season (by trading him), I don't know why the hell we resigned the guy.

I wish we would've traded him to NY for Montero.

[Bobbob1313]

I do not remember them offering Montero for Nolasco.
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Like, I wish we would have done that as well.

Also, why didn't we trade Chris Seddon for Bryce Harper??

[Chewford]

Ricky should be Old Yeller'd at this point.

Why must you bring back memories I try to block out?

[Big Z]

I do not remember them offering Montero for Nolasco.
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Like, I wish we would have done that as well.

Also, why didn't we trade Chris Seddon for Bryce Harper??

The Yanks needed a SP and were willing to part with Montero. Not sure if we actually spoke with them though.

[Swifty]

The trade we allegedly turned down that's LOL worthy at this point is LoMo and Nolasco for Justin Upton.

[Bobbob1313]

The Yanks needed a SP and were willing to part with Montero. Not sure if we actually spoke with them though.

They got a 22-year-old All Star making the minimum for him. They weren't going to give him up for Ricky Nolasco. This is just silly.
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The trade we allegedly turned down that's LOL worthy at this point is LoMo and Nolasco for Justin Upton.

Yeah, I don't think it was ever reported that we turned that down either.
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One executive even suggested a package of outfield prospect Logan Morrison and righty Ricky Nolasco, who has won at least 13 games three straight seasons, would probably get a deal done.

http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/more_...1uLiQ75ADlHiNP

So lol worthy.

[dim]

It's not even just the losing. The scores have been absolutely ridiculous. Some of these Marlins games in June look like a final score between the Steelers and Ravens, not the Marlins and whoever the hell they're getting clobbered by.
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Although, these losses will make for some interesting moments in "The Franchise" :D