Postgame: In a Scene That Has Become toO Common, Marlins Offense Horrifies in Loss

[Party]

I hope our response this offseason is to go after additional slap hitters to cut down on the strikeouts!1!!1
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Holy crap we scored 790 runs in 2007!

[Ramp]

no more times, common

[AdamRavs]

Cogs and Buck are turrible. Cogs needs to go away. As soon as LoMo got the hit you knew the game was over anyways.

[dgriot]

Hammer homered again

[HUGG]

too common Festa

common, one time

[Bobbob1313]

Besides Infante and Reyes, which slap hitters have we gone after?

[Mainge]

Bonifacio.

[Bobbob1313]

But he strikes out a lot and Festa loves him, so I feel like that's not who he was referring to.

[Mainge]

We also moved away from Uggla and Jacobs and replaced them with Gaby and Coghlan.

Not that Jacobs was good.

[HUGG]

The 2 slap hitters that bobbob referenced went 4/8 today.

[Big Z]

What the fuck is Cogs still doing up here? send him the fuck down already. How much worse if he supposed to play in order to get sent down?

He's hitting .140 with 13 hits and 9 BB's in 94 AB's.

[Bobbob1313]

We also moved away from Uggla and Jacobs and replaced them with Gaby and Coghlan.

Not that Jacobs was good.

Gaby is not a slap hitter and Coghlan was a rookie of the year. I don't think that is what he is referring to, but maybe.

[dgriot]

In retrospect, I really wish Cogs didn't win roty.

[Party]

But he strikes out a lot and Festa loves him, so I feel like that's not who he was referring to.

Yes, I am referring to him. I'm referring to stacking our lineup with a bunch of slap hitters, two legitimate power threats and somehow hoping to score 750 runs.

Me liking Bonifacio is irrelevant. Doesn't mean I want a line-up of Bonifacios.
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What the fuck is Cogs still doing up here? send him the fuck down already. How much worse if he supposed to play in order to get sent down?

He's hitting .140 with 13 hits and 9 BB's in 94 AB's.

Who exactly replaces him? We're stuck with him and Gaby until further notice because the organization doesn't have any pieces in the high minors anyone wants.

[Bobbob1313]

The lineup does not have many legitimate power threats.

However it looks a lot worse with Morrison and Gaby absolutely disappearing.

Also, John Buck was expected to provide solid power at the bottom of the lineup, at least.

I don't think the way the lineup is producing is what was reasonably expected.