Postgame: Offense Takes the Day Off, Marlins Lose To Indians 2-0

[MiamiHomer]

Never in my life have I seen so many hitters just stare at pitches right down the middle over and over.

[Madman81]

That was fucking pathetic

[Erick]

Did Chris Perez promise to take the Marlins hitters out to dinner after the game? I don't think I've ever seen that before. 3 strikeouts, all looking.

[Bobbob1313]

Adam Lind was waived by the Blue Jays. Think I'd rather give him a try than Gaby.

Didn't realize he was making $5m. Yuck. Neverminds.

[MiamiHomer]

Did Chris Perez promise to take the Marlins hitters out to dinner after the game? I don't think I've ever seen that before. 3 strikeouts, all looking.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think there was one swing the whole inning and there were no balls.

[Ramp]

Adam Lind was waived by the Blue Jays. Think I'd rather give him a try than Gaby.

Didn't realize he was making $5m. Yuck. Neverminds.

not only that, but he's on the hook for a bunch more

also, Marlins hitters clearly didn't have a good look at anything coming from the Indians mound today... maybe it was the shadows or something

[HUGG]

5 mil in 2013 and then a bunch of team options.

He's been pretty awful since his amazing 2009 though.

[emkayseven]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think there was one swing the whole inning and there were no balls.

there have been no balls with the Marlins on offense for some time now

[MiamiHomer]

I don't get it.

[emkayseven]

they are playing like vaginas

[Party]

I didn't know this was ongoing.

[HUGG]

If only someone had posted a thread with the gametime in the title 14 hours before the game.