Marlins Woes Continue As They Lose Their 8th Out Of Last 9 Games, 9-5

[FishFF]

It's the equivalent of Orioles fans thinking they're playoff contenders right now.

IT COULD HAPPEN!!!

[MiamiHomer]

Not even angels in the outfield could improve the Marlins defense.

[Erick]

The Mets are 3 games better than the Phillies.

Albert Pujols has no homeruns; the Angels are 9 games back.



...I really hope we start winning tomorrow.
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Not even angels in the outfield could improve the Marlins defense.

At least Bryan Petersen is on the team now.

[Bobbob1313]

I'll say this, I did think our margin for error was pretty small before the season, so this gives us more ground than expected to make up.

[Namaste]

It's the equivalent of Orioles fans thinking they're playoff contenders right now.

I agree with this 100%


But you know Loria and Samson want to club 2 week old seals because this bad run couldn't come at a worse time

[AdamRavs]

Heath Bell is hott garbage. Maybe he misses Bud Black? Maybe he needs an all you can eat buffet? Or maybe his arm will fall off and will just pay him to be fat?

[emkayseven]

::Waits for MK7 to change his terrible username::

Done

[MiamiHomer]

#Marlins C John Buck (.200), 1B Gaby Sanchez (.205) and 3B Hanley Ramirez (.207) logged among the worst March/April batting averages (min. 50 plate appearances) in club history. Buck's average was tied for 12th-worst all-time, just ahead of Sanchez (tied-16th worst) and Ramirez (19th-worst). Jose Reyes' two hits Monday saved him from having one of the 20 worst March/April batting averages. He raised his average from .205 to .220 (29th-worst).

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[AdamRavs]

Buck couldn't hit himself out of a wet paper bag.

[Ramp]

Have you ever been in a wet paper bag before?

[AdamRavs]

Have you ever been in a wet paper bag before?

Yup how about you? Did you have trouble getting out?

[Ramp]

yea, but I didn't have a bat... I had scissors

much easier

[AdamRavs]

yea, but I didn't have a bat... I had scissors

much easier

Maybe Buck should bat with scissors then? Can't get any worse

[Jorge18]

Ozzie's pissed...

Ozzie Guillen said it's time for his #Marlins players to make adjustments or else: "This game is about adjustments and we're not making any adjustments. Day in and day out we're seeing the same swings, the same approach at the plate, same mistakes. I think [the] people [who] survive in this game [are the] people who make the adjustments quickly. We have to start making better adjustments. If you will not make an adjustment, I'll make it for you. That's my job."

Ozzie Guillen said dimensions at #Marlins Park no excuse for the lack of offense: "If they don't want to hit here, [they can] call [their] agent and get traded... I don't see a problem with the other team. They're kicking our butts pretty good. We played in New York, Washington, Philadelphia and Cincinnati and they didn't hit many home runs there either. They've got the wrong manager if they think that's going to be an excuse. The ballpark's too big? Too bad. Bunt."

Ozzie Guillen to reporters at end of his presser: "I'm glad we're heading to the West Coast where nobody can [bleeping] see us."

Manny Navarro @Manny_Navarro

[HUGG]

http://deadspin.com/5906424/maybe-the-marlins-just-suck