Marlins Lose 5-0 to Snakes

[Jorge18]

Ozzie is nowhere near the hot seat but Eduardo Perez HAS got to be on the hot seat. Since he became hitting coach the Marlins hitting has been absolutely atrocious. Bring back Billy Rob!

I really hate blaming coaches for bad anything. Blame the players, they're all fucking terrible right now.

[Big Z]

Just an FYI, I don't recommend Holiday Bakery. I bought a Guava empanada and a coconut pastelito (well I asked for cheese and they gave me coconut, maybe the lady didn't speak Spanish?) and those two items came out to $6.15. The pastelito had minimal coconut and the empanada was dry as hell, I am going to have to redeem myself today at Vicky Bakery.

On the other hand, YoBlendz is $5 (flat rate) for yogurt with all the things you want in it. I am not a fan of yogurt, but I tasted my Fiance's yogurt and it was pretty good.

[Omar]

In a small piece of news, the Lack of HRs Porch has an awesome view of the game, if you're so interested.

Also, we suck and all that.

[Big Z]

I've sat in all 3 levels so far and have 0 complaints. Great view from everywhere.

[Mainge]

On the bright side, that was our worst starting pitching performance in like two weeks and it was 3 earned runs.

We really can't keep losing if the pitching keeps this up.

[Todd]

Is that 7 straight losses?

[Mainge]

It's actually pretty incredible that we're losing this much with how good our SP has been.

[Big Z]

Our offense will come through today. I mean it has to, right?

Anybody know what was up with Webb last night? I saw him get the 3rd out and throw the ball on the mound as if he was pissed.

[Mainge]

Our offense will come through today. I mean it has to, right?

Anybody know what was up with Webb last night? I saw him get the 3rd out and throw the ball on the mound as if he was pissed.

Nope.

[Big Z]

Maybe Ozzie stopped the Santeria?

[Omar]

Our offense will come through today. I mean it has to, right?

Anybody know what was up with Webb last night? I saw him get the 3rd out and throw the ball on the mound as if he was pissed.

I mean, in the dumbest of defenses of the offense ever, we've faced some really good pitchers this week along with a knuckleballer and a soft-tossing lefty. Not that the last two are an excuse, but it's what we do because we blow.

Then again, the final two words are why there's no guarantee our offense will come through. Not sure we even had anyone reach second base yesterday.

[Erick]

I mean, in the dumbest of defenses of the offense ever, we've faced some really good pitchers this week along with a knuckleballer and a soft-tossing lefty. Not that the last two are an excuse, but it's what we do because we blow. Then again, the final two words are why there's no guarantee our offense will come through. Not sure we even had anyone reach second base yesterday.

That's what I was telling myself yesterday before Joe Saunders shut us out for 9 innings.

[Party]

In a small piece of news, the Lack of HRs Porch has an awesome view of the game, if you're so interested.

Also, we suck and all that.

You mean the Pop-up Porch?

[Ramp]

that doesn't make sense, Party

[Beef]

Look-at-that-Popup Porch