Heath Bell Can't Pitch, LoMo Can't Catch, Marlins Blow Another Z Win, Lose 5-4

[tr305]

He's a good hitter ? Where have I been

[HUGG]

I really don't think anyone here likes LoMo as a left fielder.

Not like going to Austin Kearns would have been a huge upgrade.

[Erick]

Also, why do you keep quoting my name?

[HUGG]

He's a good hitter ? Where have I been

Waiting for your printed tickets.

[tr305]

We are cursed.

[Metes]

No, we are blessed because we have you

[tr305]

How much did Bell make each of these last 3 starts ?

[Metes]

More than you make in three years

[Bobbob1313]

How much did Bell make each of these last 3 starts ?

That's not really how it works.

[HUGG]

He's paid weekly.

[tr305]

yes but we can average it out im sure.

[Valid]

Do we really want to?

[Bobbob1313]

yes but we can average it out im sure.

Well, no.

Because, let's say he gets shut down for the season tomorrow. He will have made $3 million per appearance, and you will be a genius!

[HUGG]

Fine.

He makes $55,555 a game.

[Erick]

How many of tr's posts make no sense? I'm sure it averages out to 100%.