Stranding Runners; They're Doing It Right. Marlins Fall 3-1

[Swifty]

I blame that gringa Allison.

[Namaste]

I blame that gringa Allison.

You mean Andrea, mang?

[Swifty]

Her too. But mainly Allison "lo visssssstay".

[Big Z]

I understand Halladay, but Blanton? Come on.

And Hanley, I thought you shortened up your swing this spring. It looks exactly the same as last fucking year, guess you forgot what you learned in spring.

[MiamiHomer]

Hanley has had some of the best hit balls on the team so far so I have no idea what you are talking about. They just aren't falling yet.
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I mean this is stupid to be getting upset about the offense this early in the season but I'll post it anyways.

Hanley so far in this early season has a 31.6% LD rate 42.1% FB rate and only a 26.3% GB rate.

The prior two years he had a GB rate of 50%+ so consider it a good sign that he's lifting the ball more already.
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I forgot to mention he has a .167 BABIP so far as well, but again, we are getting upset about this stuff when they only have around 30 PA so far in the season(Hanley has 29).

[Madman81]

Everything about Hanley at the plate has looked fantastic except what's happened after the ball goes into play. That bs isn't going to last, and he's going to have a monster year.

[Namaste]

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I forgot to mention he has a .167 BABIP so far as well.

wow, I didn't know it was that low but I'm not surprised

He's had some really nice cracks at the ball this year

I never once thought to myself this year that Hanley looks like crap at the plate

Ace, lay off the crack pipe

[Jorge18]

Yea, I'm not too worried about Hanley. I'm worried about the offense as a whole.

[Jorge18]

And of course I do understand that we're only 30 PA's into the season, but I don't think we've seen anything to make us feel any better.

[MiamiHomer]

Teams go through slumps throughout the year, it just so happens that this one came at the start of the season.

[Jorge18]

Teams go through slumps throughout the year, it just so happens that this one came at the start of the season.

I hope that's the case.

[CrimsonCane]

And Hanley, I thought you shortened up your swing this spring. It looks exactly the same as last fucking year, guess you forgot what you learned in spring.

I'm sorry. I try to do better next time.

Thank you for the e-mail.

Regards,

Hanley

[Beef]

Hanley didn't write that. Hanley's here somewhere, let him answer for himself.

[Mainge]

Hanley has been awesome.