Zambrano Solid in Marlins Debut, Bell Not; Drop Series To Reds in 6-5 Loss

[MiamiHomer]

I believe Ramp's inquiry on the Nats was about why Ace seemed to have dismissed them or if he had just forgotten about them. Nats are a big threat.

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

Oh. Are we really looking at records 3-4 days into the regular season, though? Shouldn't everyone wait at least a month before starting to panic?

[Beef]

Nobody's doing that?

Did you only like the Marlins because of Volstad?

[Big Z]

Nats?

They're doing good.. I just posted the standings which are kind of weird to start off the season, showing that the start doesn't mean anything starting with the fact that NY is in 1st place.
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Oh. Are we really looking at records 3-4 days into the regular season, though? Shouldn't everyone wait at least a month before starting to panic?

Exactly looks at how everyone else is doing.. Not a big deal.

[Party]

Nobody's doing that?

Did you only like the Marlins because of Volstad?

Volstad is not even that attractive.

[emkayseven]

Volstad is not even that attractive.

mbiaumf

[Ramp]

my boy is an ultra mother fucker

[Beef]

oogly

[Fritz]

My boy is an unchinned man friend.

[emkayseven]

the combination of what beef and ramp said.

but i like fritz's best

[jOOj]

Mamma Beef Is A Unique Magnificent Female.

[Erick]

Hey, Volstad pitches tonight!

[TheMendozaLine]

my boy is altogether unable (to) masturbate freely