The Tr305 Needs a Thread Every Night Thread

[tr305]

Pitchers IP H R ER BB SO HR PC-ST ERA
R Nolasco 5.0 4 2 2 3 3 0 90-52 3.46
M Dunn
(H, 1) 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 8-4 0.00
S Cishek
(H, 2) 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 0 10-6 0.00
E Mujica
(B, 1) 1.0 3 2 2 0 1 1 16-12 7.20
H Bell 1.0 0 0 0 3 1 0 24-8 7.71
R Choate 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 0 11-7 0.00
R Webb
(W, 1-0) 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 11-8 6.00

Cora should never be allowed to manage again after Sunday.

[MiamiHomer]

OMG I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE

[tr305]

Homers r gonna Homer.

[Namaste]

Shit just got real

[MiamiHomer]

I only have warning track power in Marlins ballpark.

[Mainge]

So you dont' think we could have gotten by using fewer pitchers tonight ?

We probably could have but then those pitchers would have needed rest.

Now tomorrow our bullpen will be several arms down. What if Zambrano gets shelled and gets an early hook?

Now we'll be extending our bullpen even more. What if the game goes to extras?

Now Mike Stanton is pitching the 11th inning but he doesn't have very good mechanics. He's putting a lot of unnecessary stress on his shoulder and *pop* there goes his labrum.

You just ended Mike Stanton's season, tr305. Congratulations.

[Beef]

If he's not going to homer in the new park, I'd enjoy watching him try to pitch.

[tr305]

We didn't need Mustinka. He didn't need to be used tonight. Just cut down the managing and try and use maybe 4 total arms. It's not rocket science.

[Beef]

Clever stuff

[MiamiHomer]

Yeah, should have let Mike Dunn hit rather than using a PH!

Also Mustinka, did you think that one up all by yourself? A real knee slapper!

[tr305]

7 arms. Explain that Homer ?

[Beef]

I hate to say this but tr305 is growing on me

You think I'm negative?

[Mainge]

7 arms. Explain that Homer ?

What would you have done?

[MiamiHomer]

7 arms. Explain that Homer ?

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!

[Beef]

What would you have done?

Not let the guy that gave up runs pitch