First Pitch

[Ramp]

Samson is more Bastion Booger than he is any part of DX

[TheMendozaLine]

I would like for the entire Dolphins Stadium tarp crew to throw out the ceremonial first pitch. It would make for a symbolic gesture linking past and present.

[jOOj]

Samson is more Bastion Booger than he is any part of DX

I could also see a little Repo Man.

[Fritz]

Pit Bull.

[emkayseven]

It's gon be Obummer. Unnamed source confirmed it (me)

[HUGG]

Booing the sitting president at a baseball game definitely seems like a classy thing to do.

[emkayseven]

You know

[Bobbob1313]

He throws like a girl! If Mao Tse Tung was a girl!

[Fritz]

I saw Obama at Bonnaroo once.

[Chewford]

If it's Obama, anyone who boos him is a fucking titmouse. He's the fucking president and he's not there to do anything political, he's the fucking president throwing at the first pitch at our stadium and that would be fucking cool.

That's all moot though since it's going to be Hee Seop Choi.

[Bobbob1313]

I saw Obama at Bonnaroo once.

There's a whole non-Marlins part of the board where everyone can do this.

[KnuckleBalls]

If anyone is here, I am by Marlins dougout in a Pierre jersey.

[Ramp]

Tweets Jayson Stark: "Still no word on who's throwing out first pitch at Marlins Park. But MLB has scheduled a 5-minute standing O when he or she is announced."

Willingham.

[Bobbob1313]

Standing O

[Ramp]

I'd rather you didn't wink at me