Heath Bell 2012: It's Not Because He's Fat

[Swifty]

Throughout the course of the 2012 season, please use this thread to discuss all issues, including but not limited to, news articles, injuries, performance, rumors, and statistical analysis related to the named player.

[MiamiHomer]

[jOOj]

He won.

[Chewford]

He's better by a country smile.

[Swifty]

He's my favorite.

[emkayseven]

hoooooome maaaaaade closers
what a perfect way to say
have yourself a heath bell country day

[Swifty]

He really is my favorite. Tending bar after the game (c/o PB Post).

[Namaste]

My brother texted me a photo of him drinking @ Clevelander today with Bell in the background serving drinks.

Bro said Clevelander was a REAL good time. Like Rehab @ Hard Rock in Vegas good time.

[Mainge]

9 million dollars

[Beef]

He's Swift's favorite

[Ramp]

not going to get anyone out with 1 pitch

[MiamiHomer]

I'll take the blame for this one. First time I ever owned a Marlin in fantasy baseball. I clearly need to to get him off my team.

[Mainge]

At least he's here for 3 years

[Jay]

love the stability of having a proven closer

[Metes]

Bigger tits than bobbob.