Giancarlo Stanton, OF

[Nick]

The fat asian baby already had made me feel better. I mean how can you look at that picture and not smile? The song was just the icing on the cake.

[Swifty]

The throw he made to hold Utley to a single really caught me off guard. Everything I read said he had a slightly below average arm. On that throw, at least, he flashed a pretty good arm.

[Nick]

Then he changes his avatar.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Metes]

You should be happy

DJ Baby Bok Choy had run his course

[Nick]

That kid's never run in his life.

[emkayseven]

I was pretty impressed with his baserunning, those long legs can move faster than I anticipated

[Bobbob1313]

He was supposed to be playing Div I football at a skill position by now. Of course he's fast.

[emkayseven]

well I know that NOW

Something about me picturing Paul Bunyan at the plate, I didn't imagine he could move

[Bobbob1313]

With how Wes Helms describes his eating habits, he'll be John Kruk before long.

[emkayseven]

I wasn't that upset by that. I mean as a minor league player you eat absolute shit. You have no money to live off of and game spreads aren't chicken and beef and veggies like in the majors, it's like bags of chips and cookies. I'm sure he was pretty fucking hungry.

[Bobbob1313]

Oh, I thought it was funny.

[Ralph]

Not that Stanton can't carry his own weight. A three-sport standout in high school, the slugger already is developing legendary eating habits.

Before Tuesday's game, he wanted to eat two cheesesteaks, but Hayes advised him to have one.

During batting practice, veteran Wes Helms told Stanton the food at the big league level is far better than the Minor Leagues.

"I've already talked with him in the outfield while we were hitting," Helms said. "One thing you'll realize right away is the spreads. You get fed much better than in Double-A. You're going to definitely have a lot better choices of food. I'm sure he will put a dent in it."

Looks like we'll be hearing about lots of food when it comes to Stanton.

[kylekash]

I just hope he doesn't replace sunflower seeds with doritos in his back pocket when he's out on the field.

[FishFF]

He's packing Lil Debbies

[wanks1212]

he's even more like cabs than i initially thought