Marlins Likely Won't Have Mermaids or Manatees in New Park

[Namaste]

It is good news

Get rid of the Manatees, DJ and Mermaids (in that order)

[Metes]

Not so Mickey Mouse no mo'

[Ramp]

I'm not against keeping the Manatees to have them race like they are sausages.

Otherwise, GTFO

[Bobbob1313]

At least the Manatees offered the minute possibility of humor. The Mermaids didn't even provide that much.

[Beef]

Well, considering the possibility of humor was so minute, you can say the Mermaids offered a much humor because people could make not-funny jokes about what they do when they aren't dancing at the stadium. Also, they had better-shaped boobs than the Manatees.

Logan Morrison prob thought the Manatees were a hilarious idea

[jOOj]

They need to pay for the HR celebration and Reyes' contract.

All eyes must be on the robot fish parade.

[Erick]

There was absolutely zero humor with either group.

If I'm picking the lesser of two evils, I'm keeping the average-looking girls over the obese men.

[Namaste]

IIRC, 2 of the Mermaids were smoking hot.

That was good enough for me and my friends

[jwmann2]

Don't really consider this baseball news, but ok. Cheerleaders and mascots?

[Beef]

In your face, Festa.

[Namaste]

Don't really consider this baseball news, but ok. Cheerleaders and mascots?

Never heard of ya, guy

But welcome aboard.