Ozzie Guillen Talks About Hanley Ramirez, Albert Pujols and Marlins Batting Order

[Beef]

That's a little ridiculous.

If that's not true, it's dumb as shit that he doesn't have to apologize or lose his job. What a stupid fucking job.

If it is true, I'm an asshole

[Ramp]

David Villasllobasiciendo: Sources say Hanley asking out of #Marlins according to my one source. Watch this space.

of course
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also, guys I'm joking with the last two tweets


sad that it's believable even at this point

also, I DID IT!

[Valid]

You definitely did it.

[jOOj]

I only believe what I hear on the radio.

[Metes]

I cannot believe you would suggest that tweets are not the pinnacle of journalistic integrity
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THE RUSE MASTER IS YOU

[Beef]

We've been had

[Ramp]

I started the ruse thing (well Patrick Warburton did on Archer) and I will end this ruse thing, one way or another!

[Chewford]

TIL Super Mario is Hanley's brain trust.

[HUGG]

Some of the people in this thread don't deserve Hanley Ramirez.


Also, mibs, why do you tell everyone to calm down about every free agent rumor but the second someone makes something up about Hanley, you rant about him?

[Beef]

That's our mibsy

[HUGG]

[Beef]

Hugg, I'd like to be consulted with before stuff like this happens.

[Valid]

This whole "Stanley" thing that Mendoza started is actually starting to become rather funny.

[Beef]

Hugg, whos is MIA that has no comment? Is that short for NO_TATS_B?

[HUGG]

Yes