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**Metes** · 12-02-2011, 12:51 AM

Yeah he's gon be fellatiating

**HUGG** · 12-02-2011, 12:54 AM

I put him on ignore a long time ago.

**jOOj** · 12-02-2011, 12:55 AM

Beef, we did it.

**Beef** · 12-02-2011, 12:55 AM

We sucked the shit right out of our dicks

**Ramp** · 12-02-2011, 12:57 AM

Bell busting his ass to the mound in the 9th is gonna be fun

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBXS9tFfzYA[/ame]

**Party** · 12-02-2011, 01:04 AM

If he does that in the new park he'll be tired before he gets to the infield.

**TealMonster08** · 12-02-2011, 01:39 AM

Hey, did you guys hear that we signed Heath Bell? Hes old and stuff, but also good and stuff.

**Beef** · 12-02-2011, 01:43 AM

I didn't read most of the thread, but I have decided to feel the opposite of however mibs feels.

**TealMonster08** · 12-02-2011, 01:46 AM

You and everyone else in the world (forum).

BECAUSE SHES WRONG.

**Miamarlin21** · 12-02-2011, 02:02 AM

A random fun fact: Since we traded John Baker, Bell can wear his number, 21. Yay!

**Beef** · 12-02-2011, 02:09 AM

It's like when LeBron said he was gon wear #6

**KnuckleBalls** · 12-02-2011, 02:11 AM

Everybody bringing their talent to EPCOT.

**KnuckleBalls** · 12-02-2011, 02:13 AM

Man, the Phillies must be pissed that Papelbon is now an afterthought.

**Branch** · 12-02-2011, 02:24 AM

I find it suspect that Bell is #3 on that list, above two starting pitchers.

**HUGG** · 12-02-2011, 02:25 AM

I hope when Albert Pujols signs with St. Louis, he puts one of them Family Feud strike symbols next to his name.

Marlins Sign Heath Bell to 3 year, $27 Million Deal