Marlins Sign Jose Reyes to 6 year, $106 Million Deal

[Marlins11]

No...people will love it. Just dont trust him to not be a douche.

[TheMendozaLine]

Stanley Ramirez and Garry Sheffield = cut from the same douchey cloth

[Metes]

[Valid]

Stanley? I don't get it.

[Chewford]

Stanley? I don't get it.

Stanley sounds somewhat similar to Hanley.

It's absolutely hilarious.

[Metes]

Chewie, I just don't know anymore

[Valid]

Stanley sounds somewhat similar to Hanley.

It's absolutely hilarious.

Yeah. He coulda just said his real name. I mean like...

[Chewford]

Chewie, I just don't know anymore

Will this help?

[Marlins11]

Yeah, not getting the nickname. Unwarranted as well.

[MiamiHomer]

This Enrique Rojas dude is all over Reyes. His pic of Reyes going to Dallas tonight.

[Swifty]

Such a diva flying private! Didn't want to fly commercial and risk sitting next to Hanley.

[TheMendozaLine]

Such a diva flying private! Didn't want to fly commercial and risk sitting next to Hanley.

I hate the guy already. Maybe we can flip him and the douche Stanley for John Danks and Alexei Ramirez.

[Valid]

Such a diva flying private! Didn't want to fly commercial and risk sitting next to Hanley.

At first I thought this said "such a diva flying primate."

[TheMendozaLine]

At first I thought this said "such a diva flying primate."

And I read it as "diva flying pirate."

Jose Reyes, The Dominican Aero-Buccaneer

[MiamiHomer]

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Ozzie emphatic: "Hanley is the man. I don't care who we bring in." Story coming on FOXSports.com. #Marlins #MLB

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