Marlins Sign Jose Reyes to 6 year, $106 Million Deal

[Swifty]

You said it was a "terrible idea" and we should get Juan Pierre instead for $2 million because he would "basically do the same thing."

/IsASuperTurdFace

In the context of having limited money to spend on FA's.

I didn't think Art Basel would turn Loria into a drunk frat kid with his parent's AMex. I'm cool with Reyes like this, blow it the eff out.

[Metes]

[lou]

In the context of having limited money to spend on FA's.

I didn't think Art Basel would turn Loria into a drunk frat kid with his parent's AMex. I'm cool with Reyes like this, blow it the eff out.

He probably stumbled into the Absolut Miami launch party and had one to many passion fruit and orange blossom martinis.

[Miamarlin21]

Vasgersian just used the term Eyewash. I love it.

[Ramp]

did he have an eyelash or something in there?

[Miamarlin21]

lol no.

[Party]

So Reyes was down here to talk Marlins after all?

[DropkickAlex]

Harold Reynolds is stupid. We have to trade Hanley!

[MiamiHomer]

Him and Kevin Millar make it sound like SS to 3rd is some sort of astronomical position change.

[Miamarlin21]

Same side of the diamond, just a bit hotter?

[Metes]

Earlier they used Youkilis moving from 1st to 3rd as some kind of 'warning sign' of how it can fuck your season

Retards

[DropkickAlex]

Cal Ripken could make the move to 3B because he was old...a player in his prime years can't make it...that was my favorite.

[Ramp]

Youkilis' people read from right to left, him moving from right to left on the diamond had no ill effects on him.

[Swifty]

Him and Kevin Millar make it sound like SS to 3rd is some sort of astronomical position change.

To be fair, it is not a really simple transition.

[Metes]

If Miguelito could play a passable 3B, Hanlah can