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winner.
winner.
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I never thought a professional athlete would require his agent to hire him a porn star to I assume be his escort/prostitute. Like really your salary can't get you chick? And you can't afford to hire your own hooker?Comment
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He can prob afford to hire his own hooker. I also like when people do things for me so that I do not have to do things on my own. Also, he has the worst personality ever. Ever. But still, yeah, I'm sure he could eph who he wants.Comment
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Is anyone here gonna turn down sex with a porn star? It doesnt mean he cant get it, its just a nice gesture from his new pal or agent. This thread is reminding me of "There is a turd in the punch bowl" episode of South Park aka the Tiger Woods episode.Comment
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I would not have sex with a porn star.poopComment
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I googled her. I would hit it. However, Dan Uggla still has a small penis.Comment
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Your wife would leave you, so that's irrelevant.Originally posted by Bobbob1313 View PostThis post was brought to you by: Dat SEC SpeedComment
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I'm confused by this.. humor me... why is his penis so small?Originally posted by Claudio Vernight View PostComment
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He has an AfflictionComment
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Hanley has a larger penis.Comment
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Because Hanley's black.
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On a more serious note, I don't think the girl is that hot.
Even more serious note, I don't know why this is a story.Comment
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Because his name is Dannnn UGLLAAAAAAAOriginally posted by Erick View PostLHP Chad James-Jupiter Hammerheads-
5-15 3.80 ERA (27 starts) 149.1IP 173H 63ER 51BB 124KComment
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It's actually not a story
the story was about Gronk
no one gives a shit about Uggla (outside of this site and Bravesareshmegmas.comComment
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Fluff Piece has never been better utilizedComment
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